AISLE 00 · THE STORE FLOOR

Your honey-do list ends here.

The Land O' Lakes handyman that shows up on time, quotes flat, and leaves the place cleaner than we found it. Ceiling fans to fence panels — one call clears the whole list, with a one-year workmanship warranty on every job.

LICENSED & INSURED · $2M COVER ESTIMATES SAME DAY 12 YRS IN PASCO COUNTY

Handyman workbench with tools and paint chips
THE VAN — FULLY STOCKED, ALWAYSFIG. 01 · LAND O' LAKES, FL
STANLEY № 4 — 24" OFF-LEVEL
READ 0.0° MOVE YOUR POINTER TO LEVEL IT

hold it dead-center — see what happens

AISLE 01 · SERVICES — PICK YOUR COLOR

Every job is on this wall.

Our services, filed like paint chips at the hardware counter — pick a color, we'll bring the brushes. All flat-rate quoted before we pick up a tool.

Gulf BreezeFL-101

Ceiling Fan Installation

Swap, brace and balance — including the wobble-stop nobody else bothers with. Old fan hauled away.

FROM$95 Book
Clean SweepFL-102

Drywall & Texture Repair

Doorknob holes, popped anchors, Florida-settling cracks — patched, textured and painted to disappear.

FROM$110 Book
Fixture BlueFL-103

Plumbing Lite

Faucets, toilets, tub re-caulks and the drip you've been meaning to fix since 2022. Leaks lose; you win.

FROM$85 Book
Current GoldFL-104

Electrical Lite

Light fixtures, dimmers, outlets, doorbells and bathroom exhaust fans — swapped safe and to code.

FROM$75 Book
Screen NightFL-105

TV & Shelf Mounting

Studs found, cables hidden, level checked twice. The TV goes where you point, and stays there.

FROM$65 Book
Rain PathFL-106

Gutters & Pressure Washing

Gutters cleared and re-pitched, driveways and lanais brought back to their original color.

FROM$150 Book
Boardwalk CedarFL-107

Deck & Fence Repair

Rotted boards swapped, fasteners replaced, rails made toddler-proof again — before the next barbecue.

FROM$180 Book
Weekend ProjectFL-108

Furniture & Playset Assembly

The flat-pack goes together with the right tools, all bolts, and none of the marriage-testing moments.

FROM$60 Book
Honey-Do AmberFL-109

Odd Jobs & Everything Else

Pictures hung, doors unstuck, gutters of the garage sorted. If it's on the list, it's on the van. Ask us.

FROM$60 Book

← hover a chip — every color on this wall comes with a truck and a ladder

AISLE 02 · THE PUNCH LIST BUILDER

Build your list. We'll price it.

Check off what's bugging you — the clipboard tallies hours and a fair cost range, then texts the whole list straight to our phone. No forms, no phone tag.

KITCHEN & BATH

Faucet swap~1.5 H
Toilet rebuild or swap~2 H
Tub re-caulk & grout touch-up~2 H
Cabinet hardware & pulls~1 H

WALLS & DOORS

Drywall patches (up to 4)~3 H
Sticking door fix or adjust~1.5 H
One room, painted wall-to-wall~6 H
Trim & baseboard touch-up~2 H

AROUND THE HOUSE

Ceiling fan install~1.5 H
Light fixture swap~1 H
TV wall mount + cable hide~1.5 H
Floating shelves, set of 3~1.5 H
Junk run, one truckload~1.5 H

OUTDOORS

Gutter clean, single story~2.5 H
Driveway pressure wash~3 H
Fence panel repair~3 H
Lanai screen patch~2 H

AISLE 03 · THE RECEIPTS

0YEARS SERVING
PASCO COUNTY
0JOBS CLOSED —
LISTS CLEARED
4.9★FROM 219
VERIFIED REVIEWS
0MAX RESPONSE —
ESTIMATES SAME DAY

FULLY INSURED · $2M LIABILITY · ONE-YEAR WORKMANSHIP WARRANTY ON EVERY JOB, NO FINE PRINT

AISLE 04 · HOW IT WORKS

Four steps. Zero drama.

STEP 01 1

Call or text

Photos by text work best — the more angles, the firmer the number. A real person answers, Mon–Sat.

STEP 02 2

Flat quote, fast

A same-day price in writing — by the job, not the hour, so a slow bolt is our problem, not your bill.

STEP 03 3

We show up

On the day, in the window, with the parts on the van. Shoe covers on, radio off, dog bribed if required.

STEP 04 4

Done & guaranteed

We clean up, walk the work with you, and it's under warranty for a full year. Wobble, drip or quit — we're back free.

AISLE 05 · SERVICE AREA

If you can see the water tower…

…you're probably in range. Home base is Land O' Lakes; the tape stretches about 15 miles in every direction. Tap your town to pre-fill your booking.

SR-54 SUNCOAST PKWY SR-52 LAND O' LAKES HOME BASE Wesley Chapel Lutz Cheval Keystone Odessa Trinity New Port Richey Zephyrhills Tampa Palms
RADIUS ≈ 15 MI FROM HOME BASE TAP YOUR TOWN

Travel is free inside the ring — it's the whole point of being local. Outside it we'll still come, just with a small trip fee quoted up front so nothing surprises you on the invoice.

  • Land O' LakesHOME TURF
  • Wesley Chapel & LutzDAILY
  • Odessa · Trinity · ChevalDAILY
  • Zephyrhills & New Port Richey3–4 DAYS/WEEK
  • NW Tampa (Palms & beyond)BY ARRANGEMENT
Am I In Range? Book & Find Out

AISLE 06 · REVIEWS — FROM THE PEGBOARD

Sticky notes from the neighbors.

"Had a list of eleven things I'd been apologizing to guests about for two years. Gone in one visit. ONE. He even re-hung a picture I didn't ask about."

MELISSA R. — LAND O' LAKES · CEILING FAN + 10 MORE

"Texted photos at 9am. Quote by lunch. Fixed by Thursday. This is how all contractors should work, and almost none do."

DARREN K. — WESLEY CHAPEL · DRYWALL + PAINT

"Replaced our toilet, fixed the guest bath faucet, and taught my husband how the shut-off valve works. Worth every dollar."

PRISCILLA M. — LUTZ · PLUMBING LITE

4.9 STARS ACROSS 219 VERIFIED REVIEWS · GOOGLE + NEXTDOOR + WORD OF FENCE-LINE

AISLE 07 · FAQ

Asked at the counter.

The six questions every new customer asks before the first visit. Yours not on the shelf?

Just Ask — (813) 555-0147

Yes. We carry $2M general liability and hold the applicable Florida and Pasco County registrations for the work we take on. Certificates are attached to every estimate — ask and they're in your inbox in five minutes.

Estimates the same day you call — usually within a few hours. Most small jobs are booked within 48 hours, and we keep two emergency slots open daily for the no-hot-water kinds of mornings.

Free for standard jobs — send photos by text and you'll get a firm price back the same day. We only charge for assessments involving diagnostic time, and we tell you before, not after.

Yes — we stock the common items (fans, fixtures, faucets, fasteners, caulk, paint) and quote them at cost with receipts. You're also welcome to supply your own; we install either without commentary about your taste.

Every job carries a one-year workmanship warranty on top of manufacturer warranties. If something we installed wobbles, drips, or quits inside a year, we come back and make it right at no charge.

Honestly: we don't touch roofs, HVAC refrigerant, or main panel upgrades — those need specialist licenses, and we'd rather say so than improvise. Everything else on your honey-do list is fair game.

AISLE 08 · THE WORK ORDER

Put it on the board.

Tell us what's broken, dangling, dripping or shamefully unfinished — an estimate comes back the same day, in writing, with no upsell accent.

Prefer just talking to somebody?

Half our bookings still start as a phone call and a photo. Call or text — a handyman answers, not a call center.

  • Mon–Fri 7–6 · Sat 8–2
  • Same-day estimates, in writing
  • Licensed & insured, $2M cover
(813) 555-0147 CALLS RETURNED WITHIN THE HOUR, MON–SAT

DEMO FORM — CONNECT TO YOUR CRM OR INBOX · ESTIMATE ARRIVES SAME DAY, MON–SAT · NO SPAM, NO SUBSCRIBING YOU TO ANYTHING