Ceiling Fan Installation
Swap, brace and balance — including the wobble-stop nobody else bothers with. Old fan hauled away.
AISLE 00 · THE STORE FLOOR
The Land O' Lakes handyman that shows up on time, quotes flat, and leaves the place cleaner than we found it. Ceiling fans to fence panels — one call clears the whole list, with a one-year workmanship warranty on every job.
LICENSED & INSURED · $2M COVER ESTIMATES SAME DAY 12 YRS IN PASCO COUNTY
hold it dead-center — see what happens
AISLE 01 · SERVICES — PICK YOUR COLOR
Our services, filed like paint chips at the hardware counter — pick a color, we'll bring the brushes. All flat-rate quoted before we pick up a tool.
Swap, brace and balance — including the wobble-stop nobody else bothers with. Old fan hauled away.
Doorknob holes, popped anchors, Florida-settling cracks — patched, textured and painted to disappear.
Faucets, toilets, tub re-caulks and the drip you've been meaning to fix since 2022. Leaks lose; you win.
Light fixtures, dimmers, outlets, doorbells and bathroom exhaust fans — swapped safe and to code.
Studs found, cables hidden, level checked twice. The TV goes where you point, and stays there.
Gutters cleared and re-pitched, driveways and lanais brought back to their original color.
Rotted boards swapped, fasteners replaced, rails made toddler-proof again — before the next barbecue.
The flat-pack goes together with the right tools, all bolts, and none of the marriage-testing moments.
Pictures hung, doors unstuck, gutters of the garage sorted. If it's on the list, it's on the van. Ask us.
← hover a chip — every color on this wall comes with a truck and a ladder
AISLE 02 · THE PUNCH LIST BUILDER
Check off what's bugging you — the clipboard tallies hours and a fair cost range, then texts the whole list straight to our phone. No forms, no phone tag.
AISLE 03 · THE RECEIPTS
FULLY INSURED · $2M LIABILITY · ONE-YEAR WORKMANSHIP WARRANTY ON EVERY JOB, NO FINE PRINT
AISLE 04 · HOW IT WORKS
Photos by text work best — the more angles, the firmer the number. A real person answers, Mon–Sat.
A same-day price in writing — by the job, not the hour, so a slow bolt is our problem, not your bill.
On the day, in the window, with the parts on the van. Shoe covers on, radio off, dog bribed if required.
We clean up, walk the work with you, and it's under warranty for a full year. Wobble, drip or quit — we're back free.
AISLE 05 · SERVICE AREA
…you're probably in range. Home base is Land O' Lakes; the tape stretches about 15 miles in every direction. Tap your town to pre-fill your booking.
Travel is free inside the ring — it's the whole point of being local. Outside it we'll still come, just with a small trip fee quoted up front so nothing surprises you on the invoice.
AISLE 06 · REVIEWS — FROM THE PEGBOARD
"Had a list of eleven things I'd been apologizing to guests about for two years. Gone in one visit. ONE. He even re-hung a picture I didn't ask about."
"Texted photos at 9am. Quote by lunch. Fixed by Thursday. This is how all contractors should work, and almost none do."
"Replaced our toilet, fixed the guest bath faucet, and taught my husband how the shut-off valve works. Worth every dollar."
4.9 STARS ACROSS 219 VERIFIED REVIEWS · GOOGLE + NEXTDOOR + WORD OF FENCE-LINE
AISLE 07 · FAQ
The six questions every new customer asks before the first visit. Yours not on the shelf?
Just Ask — (813) 555-0147Yes. We carry $2M general liability and hold the applicable Florida and Pasco County registrations for the work we take on. Certificates are attached to every estimate — ask and they're in your inbox in five minutes.
Estimates the same day you call — usually within a few hours. Most small jobs are booked within 48 hours, and we keep two emergency slots open daily for the no-hot-water kinds of mornings.
Free for standard jobs — send photos by text and you'll get a firm price back the same day. We only charge for assessments involving diagnostic time, and we tell you before, not after.
Yes — we stock the common items (fans, fixtures, faucets, fasteners, caulk, paint) and quote them at cost with receipts. You're also welcome to supply your own; we install either without commentary about your taste.
Every job carries a one-year workmanship warranty on top of manufacturer warranties. If something we installed wobbles, drips, or quits inside a year, we come back and make it right at no charge.
Honestly: we don't touch roofs, HVAC refrigerant, or main panel upgrades — those need specialist licenses, and we'd rather say so than improvise. Everything else on your honey-do list is fair game.
AISLE 08 · THE WORK ORDER
Tell us what's broken, dangling, dripping or shamefully unfinished — an estimate comes back the same day, in writing, with no upsell accent.
Half our bookings still start as a phone call and a photo. Call or text — a handyman answers, not a call center.